As I’m cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year I’m having somewhat of a pre-holiday organizational meltdown, and I find myself wishing for things beyond my control. I wish I had a little more free-time, my mortgage wasn’t sub-prime. I wish I had a turkey that was cooked, not pre-brined… In times like this, I turn to Skee- Lo for help. He makes everything better…

I don’t wanna dis Skee-Lo by calling him a one-hit-wonder, but this is the only song I’ve heard of his that is kitschy enough to remember. I ain’t even gonna tell you to buy the album.