Italian electro group N.O.I.A. sure ain’t no Moroder. In fact, I find their 1984 S & M, New-Wave, erotic torture, fantasy video for “Do You Wanna Dance” so terribly awful that I have to post it. This is what happened in the early 80s when Italians wanted to rap and rave at the same time…

Where the fuck did that ballet / horn section break down come from? And did you hear that beefcake in the first verse say “Whips, chains, strong release, I prepare for her. I am longing for my wish to be realized on a young, young girl?!” Ack! Weirdo!

Amazon probably has their music, but if you want it, sorry, you gotta find it yourself. I’ve already done enough damage with this introduction alone!