After all of your Thanksgiving shenanigans are over have your family sit their fat-asses down in front of the tube and turn on IFC for some good ol’ fashioned holiday entertainment…and by entertainment I mean the ridiculous new documentary Goth Cruise. Yes that’s right kiddies, this “gothumentary” features hordes of princes and princesses of darkness vacationing upon those mighty vessels that were once thought by some to be traditional vacation voyages. That is, until now.

I wonder if Bauhaus will start gigging for Carnival Cruises…Fittingly, Goth Cruise premieres at midnight on the 27th on IFC.